yeahitsmarco:

just takin a selfie


kisslng:

this one time a girl told me we had the same name and I asked her what hers was

(Source: kisslng, via a-beautiful-youth)


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surprisebitch:

dating tip: ask them to show you their recently used emojis so you can count your matches and see if you are compatible

(Source: surprisebitch, via a-beautiful-youth)


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modernvampiresofnewyork:

What girls look for in guys

  • brown eyes
  • messy hair
  • cute nose
  • 4 paws
  • golden retriever 

(via a-beautiful-youth)


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We looked at each other a little too long to be ‘just friends’.

-(via kilolux)

(Source: sh-ocking, via missellette)


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telapathetic:

*breaks leg* but..are my eyebrows okay?

(Source: telapathetic, via phobias)


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carlospalrner:

The hills are alive with the sound of illegal fireworks

(via princess-amz)


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safeguards:

my thoughts are tomatoes i cannot fathom into ketchup

(via phobias)


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Some people aren’t antisocial, they’re just very selective when it comes to who they associate with.

-(via fujoshibabe)

(Source: psych2go, via autodestruct)


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oh shit i just ate half a tub of ice cream

-ancient proverb by me (via turntnip)

(via pizza)


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