absolvtely:

stop unfollowing me I’m pregnant with your child

(Source: gypsums, via phobias)


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owldude:

petscribbler:

What if Daft Punk never breaks up or dies they just hand off their helmets to really amazing musicians that continue making music for them and they just become these immortal beings that no one is really sure who they are anymore they’re just always there

what if this has already happened years ago

(Source: bannannibal, via phobias)


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silvertongue-turnedtolead:

theannieplanet:

so im babysitting this girl right now and we’re watching tv and the satellite sort of cut out cause it was raining really hard
so i just said “thunder god if you give back our satellite i’ll give you ice cream”
a second later the thunder clapped again and our tv came back
the girl is forcing me to hold up my end of the deal so guess who’s making ice cream for the thunder god

image

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thepasta-nerada:

vvrathia:

the sexual tension when u and ur crush are online on fb at the same time and u just stare at their lil green dot

and suddenly you know what gatsby felt like

(Source: twoukofukawa, via phobias)


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(Source: katys-katycats, via troyesivan)


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spookyjacob:

ur not allowed to be busy youre my only friend

(via pizza)


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dolphinboy420:

hey girl are u from china because im china get the hell away from you

(Source: bluelava3, via phobias)


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happiest:

them nights when you wish someone was just laid next to you cuddling you or just fucking the shit out of you

(via laugh-a-day-away)


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prayzer:

did anyone ever tell the Backstreet Boys why

(via phobias)


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