leqalize-murder:

Apartments in Hong Kong


17yr:

woah calm down im just trying to date your dad

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algeabra:

but what are the perks of being a wallflower

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save-spock-and-roll:

when no one in class is ready for the test

image

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postllimit:

pi day fun facts: i memorized 434 digits of pi in the sixth grade to beat a kid who claimed he knew 500 just bc he was an asshole

he knew six

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wrestlingcrocs:

nice-wig-janis:

what even happens inside a dishwasher

dishes get washed

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notimefordirtytalk:

You know, if you watch the lion king closely, you can find a lot of simbalism.

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lindsaylohoean:

did anyone ever find out how teen spirit smells

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urlcritic:

i’d rather eat a salad than go to school 

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nerdjpg:

gotitforcheap:

atheist side of tumblr, care to explain this?

youre right, god is real 


fruitcrocs:

fruitcrocs:

i love it when i cook stuff for myself bc like i’ve just cooked pasta and yee bitch look at me providing for myself i could totally make it in this world it’s almost as if i have my life together

i take this back the pasta was shit i’m falling apart

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