i bet rhinos cant talk because they would make too many jokes about being horny

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it took me time to realize that the sky changes just as quickly as i do so i’m sorry for everything

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I wish you were in this room with me right now. I wish I could put my arms around you. I wish I could touch you.

-Her [2013] (via perfect)

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i envy people that come up with witty comebacks on the spot because i’m gonna need at least a 3 day notice 

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Before you say yes, get him angry. See him scared, see him wanting, see him sick. Stress changes a person. Find out if he drinks and if he does, get him drunk - you’ll learn more about his sober thoughts. Discover his addictions. See if he puts you in front of them. You can’t change people, baby girl. If they are made one way, it doesn’t just wear off. If you hate how he acts when he’s out of it now, you’re going to hate it much worse eight years down the road. You might love him to bits but it doesn’t change that some people just don’t fit.

-(via what-you-couldnt-understand)

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you know those disgusting aggravating boys that you just wanna


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never give up on your dreams

keep sleeping

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I’ve always wondered, do asian people see things in widescreen and everyone else sees in fullscreen?

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