her voice says “comedic” but her face says “help me, i can’t listen to any more knock-knock jokes.”

and his face says that he just came up with 3 new knock-knock jokes while mowing.

(Source: harryxzayn, via han-rawr)

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Chemistry more like cheMYSTERY because i have no idea what’s going on

(via pizza)

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"was that awkward eye contact or were we checking eachother out" - a life story

(Source: flewor, via itsjustthatidontknow)

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I don’t know what happened here and I am afraid




I hate playing “never have I ever” because I’m a fucking slut

I hate playing “never have I ever” because I’m a fucking virgin

you will never know which of these two statements reign true for people who reblogs this and that bothers me

(via bleed-to-love-her)

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It’s hard to imagine that when I will be 45 my son might reblog from me

(via sorelatable)

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boys who grab ur face with both hands when they kiss u win at pretty much everything

(via torriellette)

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*releases 420 cows into a field* hahahaha graze it

(via pizza)

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relationship goals

(Source: allthingspawnee)

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You know whats fucking scary? The fact that I could literally change my life at any moment. I could stop talking to everyone that makes me unhappy. I could kiss whoever i want. I could shave my head or get on a plane or take my own life. Nothing is stopping me. The entire world is in my hands, and I have no idea what to do with it.

(Source: kristianbell, via princess-amz)

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the pizza guy is gonna put tonight on his résumé

i made this post about the oscars and the pizza guy but now i’m sure that 95% of the ppl reblogging it now are thinking i fucked a pizza guy when i did not there has been a grave misunderstanding here my friends

(via americanhoney-)

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there’s always those neighbour countries that sort of hate each other like new zealand and australia, britain and france, the rest of the world and america

(via phobias)

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